Person 1: How many times can two people be in the same room and not meet?
Person 2: Have you ever seen How I Met Your Mother?
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’
hearing the media talk about lesbians is like trying to watch the 4kids version of an anime